#spankulot x reader

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Sharing the bed w/ knd villains

Still can't believe my knd rot has lasted this long good LORD

Characters: father, Spankulot, knightbrace, stickybeard, cuppa joe, toiletnator, mr fizz

Notes: reader is GN, established relationships, general hcs as well as some romantic ones

CWs: none

FATHER

i like to think that he sleeps like a rock, he doesnt toss and turn all that much in his sleep

very warm, and i like to think he sleeps in robes and stuff... very high quality fabrics and stuff, very comfy and cozy, nice to snuggle into

definitely wears those sleeping eye mask things

very warm, too, even when hes not in his silhouette form, his sleepwear keeps him cozy

dad snores, though....

wakes up as a reasonable hour, doesnt wake up too late or too early

SPANKULOT

sleeps hanging upside down from the ceiling so there isnt much you can do cuddling wise on a lot of nights

laying in a normal bed feels weird and foreign to him but i do think if you express wanting him to join you, hes going to try to get used to it to make you happy

cool to the touch, need to bundle up so you dont get too cold!

very lanky; long and skinny, not very soft... but those aforementioned blankets can come in handy! yipee!

loves wrapping his cape around you to keep you close to him

old man snores, a slightly different breed to dad snores

KNIGHTBRACE

tosses and turns a reasonable amount, depending on how light you sleep it might be a problem or it might not be

snork mimimimi snore for knightbrace/j

average older man physique, has a little pudge here and there

on the colder side, though... blankets...

night owl, pulls all nighters a lot of nights doing his work- visibly anxious if he hasnt gone out in a while

does his best to come back to you to at least snuggle into you for a while before you both need to start the day

and because hes bone tired LMAO

STICKYBEARD

big warm and soft

sticky, sure, but still warm and soft

maybe you can convince him to try to wash up before heading to bed!

loud snores, offers to get you ear plugs so you can sleep through the night without needing to sleep in a separate room

huge cuddler, will pull you into him during the night in his sleep if you guys dont fall asleep cuddling each other

makes you breakfast in the morning!

CUPPA JOE

early bird, will wake up before you every morning without fail

makes you a cup of coffee as well, exactly how you like it

does not rest easy, though... he fidgets and kicks a lot

you recommend getting a weighted blanket for him and it does help a lot! he loves it! he keeps on top of it so you dont have to move it around every day- especially if its on the heavier side... no one wants to lug around something heavy when theyre sleepy!

warm to the touch! nice and cozy to snuggle into!

TOILETNATOR

huge cuddler, will cling onto you the second you give some sign that youre comfortable with it; talking full body cuddle... arms and legs wrapped around you in order to get as close as possible

you might have to convince him to dress down, or even try to get him some pajamas that he likes so he doesnt try to wear his villain costume to bed

something about always needing to be ready for evil, or something

a little endearing, actually...

snork mimimimimi snore as well, but i can also see him being a honk shoo honk shoo snore haver

heavy sleeper who wakes up from the dumbest quietest stuff trope

MR FIZZ

goes to bed at a reasonable time and wakes up on the earlier side

has a routine of winding down from the day before coming to bed

very tall, usually big spoon when you guys cuddle

can see him being one of the richer villains, alongside joe and father in terms of how rich

has very nice bedding, very comfortable and cozy

dad snore as well but hes not a dad, he just looks like he would have one

stays in bed for a while until he needs to get up to get some extra time with you, even if youre still asleep

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How could each Evil Adult do in a dinner date?

dinner date w/ various knd villains

i dont usually take larger group posts buuuuuut i was already planning on writing something like this and this was the kick i needed to get to it LMAOAOAOAO!! happy to see people still requesting knd even if my writing for it has slowed down a bit!

characters: father, knightbrace, cuppa joe, stickybeard, spankulot, toiletnation

notes: reader is gn, established relationship, admin did his best to make everyone unique with their settings- hard given theyre all dinner dates!

cws: none

father

if should come as a surprise to absolutely no one that he would use the fact that he has access to money to spoil you- get ready to be taken to some high end place to eat! if you need an outfit he even offers to buy you something nice

all things considered, he does try to make the night as perfect as possible and hes quick to agitate if something comes up that can derail those plans- example being your typical knd antics or something else entirely

provided nothing happens, the night is... actually pretty nice..

he feels nice being able to spoil you, if he knows you cant afford your half of the bill hes willing to pay it off

wears a bowtie over his shadow suit thing, it.. looks a little funny because it looks like its just been glued on

the type to give flowers before a date to set a tone for the night

knightbrace

obviously hes going to make you brush after you both eat but thats not exactly part of the date, now is it? i mean he can try if he can find a way to make it romantic- side note if you struggle with general self care knightbrace is your man to hype you up

moving on

he does his best not to comment on your food choices- not in a body shaming way of course, hes just extremely uber hyperaware of whats going on with your teeth- hes got a bit of fixation that kind of boarders on obsession but thats another thing for another day

asides from that, hes actually pretty normal! he doesnt do fancy high end restaurant, hes more comfortable in spaces that are more casual...

splits the bill with you- you can have dessert, hes fine with not having any

if theres anything else hes obsessed with that isnt teeth, its time. he always makes sure hes on time to meet with you, likely a trait from his days as a dentist in training- got to be on time for appointments!

spankulot

he offers to let you meet up with him at his home- assuming he has one... i like to think he lives.. somewhere... whether it be a cave somewhere or in some old creepy manor! vampire stuff, you know?

does his best to put everything together so he can impress you

you can see him doing the hand shakey thing if you catch glimpses of him working on things before he sets the table... hes so eager to please you its adorable

fancy, but without the pressure of having to conform to others and their standards- you're in the comfort of a home!

tailors the meal to what you enjoy, he definitely keeps multiple cook books on hand! hes got recipes!

talking a mile a minute about his day as well as how hes happy you were able to make it for your date, and he listens to every word when you speak

very attentive partner who does everything for you, sweet man. blorbo

cuppa joe

you guys dont get to go on dates often due to him being out on his coffee rigs for... long periods of time..

i believe i mentioned in a different post somewhere the he does try to make up for lost time by absolutely spoiling you and smothering you in his love and attention

loaded as well, that coffee money PAYS! he can afford to take you to some fancy schmancy place, but thats not really his style

its a bit predictable, but he takes you to a cafe to get a drink and some treats. its far more casual than father or knightbrace's idea for a date, but you cant deny that the coziness offers you a comfortable atmosphere to catch up

makes sure you get the highest quality coffee, wouldnt be surprised if he was the one supplying the specific cafe you two were sitting in

tells you about all his findings out on the rig and asks you if youve been up to everything, he offers to take you with him the next time he has to go out

stickybeard

i can see him taking you to that candy bar he was at in the black licorice episode! hope youre ready to get some toothaches because there... isnt much options for actual food... actually now that you think about, have you ever seen your boyfriend eat actual food? sure he sometimes goes to the villain bbq, but-

night outs with stickybeard are always full of energy and laugh, he makes sure youre having a good time and hes ready to call it a night if youre getting tired or otherwise ready to put an end to the social event

insists you do most of the talking, he thinks your voice is the sweetest thing ever... pun intended!

does his best to take you out every week or two, definitely takes you out when he successfully carries out an evil plan to rob a child or a candy shop

date nights rarely end with dinner, expect him to have another activity planned afterwards! even if its just sailing around the suburbs in his ship!

toiletnator

he either prepares something at his place or yours- or he takes you out to eat somewhere

who needs to dress up and sit at some posh place when you can just catch a movie and then grab something quick to eat?

sure its not the most.. traditionally romantic... but the simplicity of it feels just as charming as the other characters nights in my opinion!

makes sure youre having fun- he can sometimes get carried away with the things he wants to do that night, but he can pull himself back if he notices you're not having as much fun as he had hoped you would

offers to pay for everything even if he cant afford it- i... doubt he makes a lot of money given that hes not a very successful villain..

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Hello silly! It's me, 🍭, can I please ask for cuddling hcs of some of the knd villains? You can choose who's included! Take care :>

Cuddling with various KND villains

Need to add more music to my playlist

Characters: Father, Soankulot, Knightbrace, Cuppa Joe, Toiletnator, Stickybeard

Notes: Reader is GN, established relationship

CWs: none

Father

It comes as a surprise to no one that he would be very warm, hes the fire guy- of course he would be warm! Actually pretty soothing when you get the chance to huddle into him!

Unfortunately he's a busy man, so hes not always available to hold- running a business can take up a lot of your time, even more so when you spend a lot of it trying to thwart the KND

Not used to affection let alone physical affection (loser/j(, so its obvious he doesnt know where to put his hands and legs when you guys cuddle for the first time

Prefers being big spoon

Keeps readjusting until he finds a comfortable position, not that theres anything wrong with that of course

Very possessive about the time he does have with you, will NOT take any distractions or change in plan, if anyone wants to come fight him then they can wait- he wont waste any time kicking them out

Spankulot

Absolute cuddle bug, almost puts joe to shame- the only reason is that sometimes spankulot gets a little too giddy and has to separate himself for a few minutes to shake his feelings out

He is just... a goofball

VERY tall and very skinny, cold as hell due to this as well as the whole... vampire thing.. but he does offer to bundle up for you if it's an issue!

Doesnt mind being big spoon and he doesnt mind being little spoon, hes fine with whatever you want him to be!

Loves hooking your arms together when you guys go out and walk together, pulls you to him when you two go still

Can sit in silence but WILL rattle about anything if you want some noise

Knightbrace

The headgear is taken off in bed, as per your request as it seems he can go either way without it-

Little spoon but hes not opposed to the two of you huddling up together into each others sides!

Old man, soft.. not skinny not fat, just average! Normal body temperature though it's slightly on the cooler side

Needs to warm up to cuddling first but once hes comfortable with it hes more than willing to cuddle up into your side if you offer!

Key word, offer! He doesn't exactly know when it's a good time to ask, so he tends to wait for you to initiate

Similar to toiletnator you're probably his first serious partner, at least in a while- likely that knightbrace has dedicated himself fully to his work thus leaving him with no time or desire to date before meeting you

Cuppa Joe

Warm, very warm. And very skinny, at least in the chest and limbs.. he has some softness in the middle

Oh? You thought you two would cuddle like normal people? Nah hes going to be sprawled all over you and clinging onto you- ESPECIALLY if you dont come with him out on the coffee rig! He MISSED you, reader!

Tries his best to make up for lost time, absolutely showers you in touch and verbal affection

Will not let you go unless you need to go do something

Naturally this means hes the big spoon/the cuddler, and you're the little spoon/the cuddled

VERY big on physical affection in general, always touching you in some way whether it be in the house or outside- handholding, leaning on you, and so on

Stickybeard

...sticky.. please ask him to take a shower.. actually wait, that.. sounds like a good idea- asides from just dealing with the stickiness- hes warm and smells nice! And I dont know about you guys, but I tend to get sleepy after a nice hot shower so cuddling makes sense!

Warm and soft, we love thick kings in this house! Very hairy, asides from just the beard so he might be a little itchy

Loves being big spoon, hardly ever is little spoon- would only do it for you if you asked nicely

The two of you just kind of end up talking, nothing in particular.. just talking.. if you're not a candy pirate and dont live on his ship with him the two of you don't get to see each other every single day- theres some catching up to do!

Toiletnator

Very clingy, looooves being little spoon but if you want to be little spoon that's okay!

Very emotionally soft, loves snuggling up into you and talking about his day- he makes sure to ask about yours

Very... shy.. bashful? Flustered when asking you to give him some affection- you're probably his first serious partner and he doesnt want to mess this up.. little dork... on the other hand when he does attempt to be forward he can be.. TOO forward, like laying across your lap while you're doing work or something along those lines- just very blunt and confident

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May we... perchance... as for count spankulot x reader headcanons? Nothing in specific I'm just curious about how you'd go about writing for him :3!

🍭 anon

Spankulot x reader headcanons

Never thought I'd see someone asking for the vampire dude but I'm not complaining! Ultimately he is silly, giving him grace as his whole gimmick being outdated/product of its time happens to the best of medias

Notes: Reader is GN

CWs: None

This isnt a shipping hc but someone pointed out that he stims by doing the fist shakey thing and tbh? Love that for him

Not at all used to romance despite being around for so long- sorry theres no vampiric romanticism here, hes a dork

If this takes place in modern day and you convince him to get a phone hes going to send you good morning/good night texts every single day

"Nooo dont kill yourself you're so pretty"/j

Still on the phone topic he has so many typos and he uses gifs as reactions

Back to the prompt, he's very polite towards you, as well as trying to be a stereotypical gentleman- pulling your chair out for you, opening doors, carrying your coat and so on

Lots of old fashioned nicknames for you; "my darling", "my intended", "my beloved", "my precious", the list goes on! Also calls you sillier names such as "schnookums", he genuinely thinks they're cute

Let's you huddle up to him under his cloak if you're cold or just want to snuggle into him

Never ever late for a date, the man can just.. manifest in a cloud of smoke- never has to worry about traffic! And of course he can fly!

If.. you're up to it and he feels confident enough, he might take you up into the sky in the night so you can see the sights around you- very pretty!

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Father, Cuppa Joe, and Spankulot x reader with animal mutations

Something something, was thinking about fibb and wink then had a brain blast something something

Notes: reader is GN, animal parts change for each character, established relationship, the mutations were caused by the KND through unknown means

CWs: none

father

if anything it makes him hate the knd even more than he already did before- ESPECIALLY if you receive your animal traits after meeting/beginning to date father

you get cat traits, which.. isnt terrible but hes still angry

sometimes loosely holds your tail in his hands and runs his fingers through the fur, more likely to do this if you purposefully brush it against him while he's trying to do something

subconsciously scritches your ears when you're both sitting together doing... anything, really. reading, watching a movie or show, or just simply sitting next to one another- he does it when you two cuddle as well

if the fur you gained is soft, he finds himself running his hands through it, its almost like a stress reliever for him... lord knows he needs it given his temper

cuppa joe

okay hear me out, ferret reader! every time i see ferrets, theyre always so high energy! so if you mirror that you can keep up with joe! whether it be from you being you, or from your mutations.. it comes in handy when interacting with your boyfriend when hes up and active

loves messing with your ears, sometimes gently smooshes your face with his hands when he gets to see you after a long and hard day or working

does this count as cuteness aggression?

if you want to find a way to change yourself back hes going to work up the funds to find and hire someone who can, definitely seeks out fellow villains to make it happen

sucks because he thinks you look so cute, but he understands if this isnt something you want

spankulot

it should come as a shock to absolutely no one that im choosing a bat reader for the count!

sleeps upside down with you, you each have your own spaces on the ceiling to sleep!

loves wrapping his cloak around you whenever the opportunity comes up, but he would go absolutely insane if you wrapped your wing around him

it doesnt take him long to realize that you werent simply born with your traits- rest assured if he finds the specific people responsible for it hes going to make sure justice is served

he thinks your fangs are cute, they match his

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I was thinking - what would your take be on KND villains with a reader that loves cute things? (*≧∀≦*)

KND villains x reader who likes cute things

woo YEEEAAAA H BABY!! pretend i have a cool snippet going on here and thats im yapping- my uhuh... brain hurts from manually counting how many x readers this blog has according to the masterlist... smaller than the usual cast since im a little too sleepy to do the whole thing... hisshiss... might do a part for father knightbrace and fizz soon characters included: stickybeard, toiletnator, spankulot, cuppa joe notes: reader is gn cws: none

STICKYBEARD

gets you some traditionally "cute" candies, think gummy bears or just gummy animals in general! or maybe something pink and pastel

not every well versed and whats classified as cute and not cute, hes doing his best

its not personally his style but hes not going to knock or shame you for indulging in something that makes you happy!

very loud and fast to shut down anyone who dares try to speak negatively on you for your interests

lets you talk about what youre interested in after a long day of nabbing candy

TOILETNATOR

he thinks its cute that you like cute things, if that makes any sense

he thinks its endearing!

grabs anything he deems cute so he can give it to you the next time he sees you, "hey i thought of you!" kind of deal!

feels so proud of himself for making you smile

cute isnt evil and he wants to be evil, but he wants to make you happy.. hmm.. a bit of a conflict there but ultimately he wants to make you happy!!

SPANKULOT

honestly i can see him having an interest in cute stuff as well! as an appreciation thing, you know!

will carry a convo with you because he actually understands some of the stuff youre talking about if you bring up any cute media; and if he doesnt already know then hes going to get into it with you!

similar to toiletnator hes going to snatch up anything cute that reminds him of you to gift later

similarly he also feels very proud of himself for pleasing you

if you ask nicely you might get him to wear something together... matching outfits or something!

CUPPA JOE

obligatory he makes you a custom mug thats detailed with everything you love

despite being hyped up all the time and generally bouncing all over the place, hes actually good at filing away your interests for future reference

another "its not his personal style/interest, but you like it so hes not going to knock you down for it"

very likely to let you pick out a cute outfit for him to wear, and he wears it as a badge of honor

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Pocky game with the knd villains

I am going insane with these repeating prompt group posts I'm sorry everypony

Characters: father, spankulot, stickybeard, knightbrace, cuppa joe, toiletnator, mr fizz

Notes: reader is GN, bonus hcs of who's favorite flavor is what, admin has only tried the og and cookies n cream though <\3

CWs: none

FATHER

this man has never heard of a pocky or the game so youre going to need to brief him on whats going on

open to playing the game with you! probably only thinks its just the one flavor but i think if he were opened up to all of them... i think he would still be a fan of the original flavor!

too hot... he kind of melts the chocolate after a minute.. :( it leads to both of you needing to go faster before theres a mess on your hands

likes the concept doesnt like the reality given the above... :(

hes also a little competitive so hes likely going to make it a goal to beat you to the middle- briefly forgets that the game tends to end with a kiss

not that that hes complaining, though

SPANKULOT

loves when you put two sticks in your mouth and pretend theyre fangs, he thinks its really cute!! especially if you try to mimic his accent and general speaking habits!

i can see him being a fan of the original flavor!

very slow eater, you might beat him to the middle before hes even halfway done with his side of the stick

hes just not that fast of an eater is all!

but with some encouragement he might be able to make himself go faster! definitely the one whos more likely to get flustered from the game

hes confident enough, but there is some obvious shake as he meets you... hes buzzing with excitement is all!

KNIGHTBRACE

not at all interested in the game once you explain what a pocky stick is :(

the only one who actually turns you down because of his whole anti candy thing

i mean he literally participates in a dangerous and intense scavenger hunt game JUST to destroy some cupcakes, and the only sugary thing we know he folds for is taffy

turns you down and most likely makes a comment on how bad the treat is for your teeth

no favorite flavor, either, for obvious reasons

CUPPA JOE

loooooooves the original but i can see him being a fan of the almond one! maybe matcha as well! can see him dunking the sticks into coffee! sounds good in theory... might try that next time i get some pocky..

doesnt know about the game but hes on board the second you explain what it is and what to expect

knowing him he might just go straight to kissing the second the pocky is in your mouths.. too bad the stick hitting the back of your throats is far from a pleasant feeling...

it... might be better to split the box with him and give him some regular kisses- hes a little too hyped up on caffeine to not just... go bonkers

STICKYBEARD

oh he definitely knows what pocky are as well as the game, hes been in the sugar business for a while hes seen some people make games with treats before... doesnt have a favorite flavor by the way, he thinks theyre all solid!

down with playing the game with you, if youre both already together or aware of each others feelings hes going to be teasing you and making side comments about the whole thing

as long as you dont pay much mind to his beard tickling your face, the game goes smoothly!

i dont think he would steal your half of the stick or demolish his side, the man can practice self control! besides, theres more sticks in the box! no need to rush things!

TOILETNATOR

ooooooooooh the second you offer to play the game with him hes all over it! when? how many rounds? right here right now? its actually really sweet with how excited he is!

looks like a banana flavor enjoyer but i can see him also liking the strawberry!

gets a little too excited so the round doesnt last that long

but i can also see him freezing in the moment because wooooooow he cant believe this is really happening!

if he could hed have a bunch of hearts popping in the air around him after you meet in the middle

basically begs to do it again and he gets super excited when you bring some pocky home

MR FIZZ

doesnt know about the game but he knows about the treat! has tried some of them! he looks like a cookies n creme enjoyer but i can also see him being a fan of the almond!

slow and steady, hes competitive but hes not going to slam the stick down his throat just to win or to get the kiss

its not his first choice for a cute couples game but hes not going to shoot you down

thinks its amusing that you get flustered from the game, if you do

especially since youre the one who brought it up in the first place

generally a positive interaction, as an aside unrelated to the prompt/post i can definitely see him sharing a drink with you- same cup two straws kind of deal

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Pet names (KND villain edition)

Woo yeah baby it's rapid short post time... idk what gifs to use for group post knd villain stuff so uh.. getting the first thing that sticks out when looking up evil stim

Characters: father, spankulot, knightbrace, stickybeard, cuppa joe, toiletnator, mr fizz

Notes: VERY short post, what they like to call you and what they like to be called, reader is GN but if there is a gendered name I will do my best to provide alternatives, established relationships

CWs: none

FATHER

likes calling you: sweetheart, hon, though a lot of times he calls you by your name!

likes being called: dear, hon/honey, as well as being called by his name

SPANKULOT

likes calling you: dearest, my beloved, and if you two are married or engaged; my betrothed! lot of "older sounding" names to fit the vampire aesthetic... also calls you sweetie

likes being called: hes happy with whatever you want to call him, though he seems to have a soft spot for love and dear

STICKYBEARD

likes calling you: literally any variant of the "sweet" nicknames. sweetheart, sweet-thing, sweetpea, and so on! also a shortened version of your name if possible

likes being called: likes being called sugar, as well as babe or baby, thinks its cute when you call him "cap'n"

KNIGHTBRACE

likes calling you: usually just calls you by your name but he does sometimes branch out and call you honey

likes being called: likewise he prefers his own name but hes not very picky about many names!

CUPPA JOE

likes calling you: sugar, another user of the sweet name variants! honey, babe, and so on

likes being called: hunk, macho man, though those ones are better in passing, likes being called dear and honey

TOILETNATOR

likes calling you: will call you anything under the sun! can see him being a user of those cringey lovey dovey petnames! schnookums and what not

likes being called: loves being called those cringey pet names as well! call him pookie and he will give you anything!

MR FIZZ

likes calling you: amor/mi amor, that is always his go to. he rarely ever strays from that, though he is a "ill call you by your name" enjoyer, using ones real name can be just as romantic or intimate if used correctly

likes being called: dearest, dear, darling, and hon!

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spsppspsp doing this out of curiosity because i kinda wanna make a knd x reader fic but idk what villain imma end up doing- i kind of want to do either spankulot or father or maybe even stickybeard because i feel like they would be fun to write in fic form but i wanna hear the knd fans input! not guaranteeing that there will be a fic but there is the possibility

edit for the tags lmao

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knd villains crushing on the reader

something something more group post shenanigans, might use this prompt for other fandoms as well! toiletnator already had this prompt done for him, you can find it in the masterlist!

characters: father, knightbrace, cuppa joe, spankulot, stickybeard

notes: reader is gn

cws: none

father

jealous man, he can get a bit worked up if someone steals you away or tries to make a move on you

luckily he doesnt wait long to try to make any moves on you, opting to try to ask you out fairly quickly... and its only partly caused by that jealousy! the main reason being he doesnt want to wait, he just wants an answer to he can react accordingly!

leaves you gifts in the meantime, dont ask why hes buying you so many things he just wants to is all! yes yes thats the reason

definitely the type to stare at you with his mouth hanging open like a fool if you do something that really gets to him- though the only indication to you that hes doing it is his pipe nearly falling onto the floor

hes a little bit like a cat about it, though... initiates but hardly reciprocates if you return the energy before things get more serious

mostly due to him not knowing how to full react to receiving your affection because of inner issues but thats another post for another day

spankulot

so so so obvious, he does the hand shakey thing after you two interact and hes giddy the entire interaction even if he tries to act casual

uses any excuse he can to hang around with you- do you want him to go to the store with you? he can carry things! are you a villain, and if so do you want to work with him on something? please please say yes!

talks about you a lot, he probably gets eye rolls from the other villains

he can get a little bashful but i dont think it would take him long to try to ask you out on a date, his eagerness gets the better of him and shushes his nerves

looks at you with so much love in his eyes

knightbrace

similar to father in the way that "hes like a cat", but that may be mostly due to his vigilante style... he approaches you only occasionally

his love language is reminding you to take care of yourself- mostly your teeth but he reminds you to take care of the rest of your body!

pretty normal about his feelings, though i can easily see him suppressing them so he can focus on his work.. things will likely end up building up as you make him fall harder

will only confess his feelings to you if push comes to shove- like something happens to you that gives him a good scare, or you ask him out yourself

slowburn with some denial, my beloved

stickybeard

very VERY open about his feelings for you, even outright flirting with you to your face! he cracks jokes about it too to try to get a smile from you

the most confident in himself, he wastes no time to ask you out on a date

leaves you your favorite candy because it made him think of you

hes not as chatty about it as spankulot- the other villains know but sticky isnt going to talk their ears off about you

once more, hes very forward and confident about the entire thing- its hard not to fall for that charm!

cuppa joe

hes very confident about stickybeard, but honestly? i think he might actually be the most confident and forward- hes got the charm, hes got the charisma- he can make it work!

loaded just like father so hes going to get you "just because" gifts to try to get on your good side

bro would literally dedicate a coffee blend/drink to you just to get his feelings across, thats some real love right there

also openly flirts with you, he cracks some jokes but a majority of his lines are just outright telling you that he thinks you're "a pretty little thing" and that he wants to spend more time with you

some people might actually think you're already dating thanks to him being so open about it

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Kissing KND villains

When unsure of what to write, turn to group posts to keep yourself busy

List of characters: Father, Spankulot, Knightbrace, Stickybeard, Cuppa Joe, Toiletnator

Notes: reader is GN, to keep up with the trend of my other "kissing (x fandom cast)" posts they're going to be rated, to my personal tastes! Woo!

CWs: none

Spankulot

Father

I like to think that in his shadow silhouette form theres still.. a mouth, its just not visible. Schrodinger's mouth/j

Warm to the touch. Does not know what hes doing for a while because this man probably hasnt dated before with his schedule and his attitude (/hj). Cheek kisses can catch him off guard if you sneak one, and seeing him surprised is a nice change of pace compared to his usual seething... can range from being quick and fleeting to deep and passionate depending on what kind of day hes had.. 6/10

Teeth. :(.. very careful with you because he doesnt want to accidentally nick you with them. Hes also pretty cold so that might be a little shock the first few times. But other than that? VERY loving and sweet! He looooves deeper kisses but hes more than happy with quick ones! Loves cheek kisses. Does the hand shake stim thing when you catch him off guard with one 7/10

Knightbrace

He has to take the headgear off in order for you to actually kiss him, which can be a hassle.. breath always smells great, at least! Probably one of the more "bashful" of the villains, mostly due to him generally not being used to romance.. loser/j.. hes not much of a kisser as he is a nuzzler! It's just what he prefers! 6.5/10

Cuppa Joe

His breath always smells like coffee.. very excited and very ready to give you some loving, almost always give you a small dip or a spin when the two of you kiss- its sweet and endearing actually! Blows kisses at you, too! Loves kissing you up the arm as well, all dramatic like 8/10

Stickybeard

Sticky.. I mean it's in the name- and it's no secret that he doesnt have the best dental hygiene or health but overlooking that, hes not much of a kisser anyway like knightbrace. He'll press one to your cheek or forehead when the two of you are together, but hes more included to hook his arm around you and hold you to his side 4/10 for lack of kisses for the most part

Toiletnator

I know I said knightbrace can be a little bashful, but that's nothing compared to lou. Hes giddy but hes also bright red in the face. Doesnt know what to do with his mouth or hands so hes a little all over the place- either kisses you too roughly or waaay too short due to his nerves. Hes trying his best! Loves when you pepper his face in kisses, 8/10 hes enthusiastic

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If you're up for it, would you be willing to do HCs for Stickybeard and Spankulot and reader celebrating Halloween together? :0 My mind just...pictures all these silly shenanigans with either one, haha. No worries, if not! 🎃

Stickybeard and Spankulot celebrating halloween w/ reader

Currently bouncing between finishing art and writing requests while prepping for dinner we are locking in!!

Notes: Reader is GN

CWs: None

Stickybeard

Of course hes going to ask you if you want to join him in his candy stealing activities, and yes! Side note! His crew adore you- as well as respect you but that may or may not be partly due the fact they'd be flung off the ship if they didnt...

He always saves your favorite candies, never will you run out of your favorite treat! He may be a fiend for sweets but he has enough self control to bring a smile to your face

But if you dont want to hop aboard with him, hes open to hearing some of your suggestions

I feel he would be open to going to a themed fair! Loads of sweet treats as well as games! And as a bonus he doesnt even need to dress up!

Sure it's not his ideal plan, but hes still having fun with you

Alternatively prior to the night if you want to get him to come over to make treats with you for the season, hes immediately pulling up!

As mentioned in my stickybeard x baker reader post the man has enough self control to mostly wait until the treats are done so they can be enjoyed in their full sugary glory

Spankulot

Poor guy is STRESSING, asides from April fools this time is year is when mischief is at its highest

Egged houses, TP being thrown around, ding dong ditchers and so on!

If you want to spend the evening with him you're going to have to keep his kind off of all the chaos outside... so a night in is in order!

You guys end up huddling inside making treats together and watching scary movies- can definitely see this guy not being a fan of the jumpscares or gore though.. ironic since hes a vampire

A non traditional one but a vampire nonetheless

Once he gets over his initial antsyness the two of you have a great night together! He loves the holiday once the stress is factored out

And yes he would help you make decorations and put them up! Not only is he ridiculously tall, but he can fly as well! Your house will be the best decorated in the neighborhood!

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KND Masterlist

The same things apply to this list! You can find rules and the other masterlists in my pinned! You all know the drill by now I'm sure, here you can find all KND x reader posts in the case I forget to put them as I add characters: All KND operative x reader posts are PLATONIC! Adult characters are marked accordingly based on request

MULTI

OTHER

NIGEL (PLATONIC ONLY)

HOAGIE (PLATONIC ONLY)

KUKI (PLATONIC ONLY)

WALLY (PLATONIC ONLY)

ABIGAIL (PLATONIC ONLY)

DCFDTL (PLATONIC ONLY)

FATHER

platonic x ghost!childhood friend!reader coming back

flufftober day 15: early morning

CUPPA JOE

jailbreak (oneshot)

Helping him prepare for Thanksgiving w/ his family

STICKYBEARD

l j c (fluff alphabet)

SPANKULOT

MR FIZZ

s w c (fluff alphabet)

TOILETNATOR

confession (oneshot)

flufftober day 30 scary movies

KNIGHTBRACE

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If and when you have time/energy, of course:

Kind of in the same vein as the "Cuppa Joe as a dad" anon, do you have any HCs for the same situation, but with Toilenator, Stickybeard and the Count? :0

I personally think the vibes are like..."nerdy goofball uncle/dad trying to be cool", "the actual cool uncle/dad that lets you do stuff and is like 'don't tell your mom', and "basically Drac from Hotel Transylvania, but way more goofy and a bit more embarrassing", but I'm curious to see what you think! Thanks again if you answer this! :)

Toiletnator, Stickybeard and Spankulot as dads

Couldve sworn I've done at least toiletnator and sticky with this prompt but I guess not <\3 that said ueueue god i love this prompt with knd villains and i blame mr boss for this

Notes: reader is GN and a child, platonic post

CWs: none

TOILETNATOR

drops you off at school and all of your practices while loudly saying goodbye to you- also cheers for you the loudest during any of your games if you partake in any sports

number one most supportive dad, a lot of things may go over his head and he may even push you too hard but he genuinely wants to see you do your best- arguably one of the best choices of parent out of all the KND villains

if youre passionate about something hes going to get into it as well so he can understand, as well as how to help you complete your goals

just like joe in his post, he keeps a lot of photos of you on hand so he can show you off and brag

genuinely so proud of you, asides from his small feats as a villain, you give him something to be proud of

STICKYBEARD

takes you anywhere you want on his ship, you even have your own dedicated room on the ship! though to be fair im sure sticky already lives on his ship...

did someone steal something from you? well good thing hes a pirate, thats kind of in his nature! just tell him who and hes going to return what was taken, and then some

he can be a little rough, but he doesnt mean to hurt you- just wants you to have a tough skin

scolds you in front of the crew and other villains but you can see him fighting down the smile on his face, and hes going to quietly let you know that hes proud of what youve done as soon as everyone is out of ear shot

will sneak you some candy under the table during meetings and dinners

SPANKULOT

also very supportive of you and whatever you want to do! takes the time to learn about your hobbies and plans evenings so the two of you can bond! on that note, he also takes you bowling every now and then

that said hes a rule honoring man, so there are some expectations for you that you're too follow- stern about it, but i can see him having just a tiny bit of bias for you

brings treats to parent teacher meetings, a lot of the staff get to know him very well... sometimes you duck your head in embarrassment as he beelines for one of your teachers to talk to them

bonus points if youre also a vampire like him, hes going to teach you how to fly and as well as how to handle all the other powers that comes with his genetics! the first time you just... vanish.. into smoke he nearly has a heart attack

so very cautious to make sure youre not given any garlic- you wont die, but no one wants to be sick

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Spankulot x werewolf!reader

Something something spooky creature x another spooky creature

Notes: reader is GN, reader can be seen as one of the homework weredogs but it's not explicitly stated

CWs: none

sometimes you get together and plot evil deeds, assuming youre a villain as well

if youre one of the homework eating dogs he does kind of disapprove of you eating peoples work, especially if the kid in question actually worked hard on it

hes evil but hes not heartless, at least go after the bad eggs!

loves running his hands through your fur when you transform

if the transformation happens to hurt he does his best to comfort you through it, trying to reassure you that it will be over soon

keeps you glued to his side so you can recover ^^

if you happen to develop dog like traits when your change he thinks its a little cute- like your ears perking up or your tail wagging

scritches for you, both when you're transformed and when you're not

generally not very judgey about any drawbacks that come with it- like shedding fur for example... keeps a lint roller on him to fix that problem

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🍭 anon again! Could I pretty please ask for the "would you still love me if I were a worm" prompt with spankulot :>? Thank you if you do!

Asking Spankulot the worm question

Need more KND requests because I am LOVING writing for a bunch of the villains + the tag is barren <\3

Notes: Reader is GN

CW: None

He pauses for a moment because he genuinely need to process what you just asked of him

You? A worm?

Of course he would still love you! He'd keep you in his pocket so the two of you can stay together and so you dont get lost or stepped on

Poor guys thinks someone is actually trying to change you into a worm... theres no one trying to.. right? Because he can go confront them if you'd like

Dorky and an old soul so hes going to lament about how he would never even dream of abandoning you in your lowest moment- worm or not